I'll Sue Ya... If I hurt my knuckles when I punch you in the face

Pues ya es sábado (otra vez). Ya casi pasa un mes desde que fue el Creanimax en Guadalajara y no he subido mi resumen de lo que fue el evento. Y tampoco he terminado de escribir el Bonus Stage de la semana No había puesto mas videos de Al Yankovic porque no quería solo poner un video tras otro. De nuevo no es precisamente falta de tiempo. Es mas bien cansancio, en gran medida mental pero también físico, pero es extraño, he procurado pasar menos tiempo en la computadora que antes y aun así me duelen los ojos (y antes no), aunque tal vez es porque últimamente he jugado un poco mas de videojuegos y leido mas de lo habitual. Procuraré ponerme al corriente, pero de mientras los dejos con otro de los videos de Yankovic.. ja, chale. yo tenía una lista de los videos que quería subir, pero no la encuentro por ningún lado. Bueno, dejen ver cual escojo...

Ok. este es de los que quería poner desde hace tiempo. Se llama I'll Sue Ya y es una parodia de las demandas absurdas que tan comunes son en Estados Unidos. No solo la letra, sino la música me agrada bastante, pues no está tomada directamente de otra canción, sino que simplemente es una tonada un poco al estilo de Rage Against the Machine.

Enjoy!

Weird Al Yankovic - I'll Sue Ya


I sued Taco Bell
'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas
And I got fat!

I sued Panasonic
They never said I shouldn't use their microwave
To dry off my cat

Huh, I sued Earthlink
'Cause I called them up
N' they had the nerve to put me on hold

I sued Starbucks
'Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap
And brrr, it was cold!

I sued Toys'R'Us
'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball
And nearly choked to death

Ugh, I sued PetCo
'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter
And now I got bad breath!

I sued Coca-Cola, yo
'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle
And it got stuck!

I sued Delta Airlines
'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey
I went there, and it sucked!

Yeah!!!

If you stand me up on a date
If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late

I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you!

Ugh!!

I sued Duracell
They never told me not to shove that double-A
Right up my nose

I sued Home Depot
'Cause they sold me a hammer
Which they knew I might drop on my toes

I sued Dell Computers
'Cause I took a bath with my laptop
Now it doesn't work

I sued Fruit of the Loom
'Cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my head
I look like a jerk

I sued Verizon
'Cause I get all depressed
Any time my cell phone is roaming

I sued Colorado
'Cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much
Like Wyoming

I sued Neiman Marcus
'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations
Way out of season

I sued Ben Affleck
--
Aw, do I even need a reason?

Ugh!

If I sprain my ankle
While I'm robbing your place

If I hurt my knuckles
When I punch you in the face

I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, that's right I'm gonna sue you

Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

I'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!
Ha-ha ha ha-haa
I'll sue ya!
What'chall think of that?

I'll sue ya!
Ha-ha ha ha-haa
Boo ya!
I'll sue ya!

Ugh!